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Give Tzedakah. Without the Awkward Eye Contact.

The enterprise-grade, AI-powered, blockchain-adjacent charitable giving platform that nobody asked for — but everyone’s uncle is already forwarding.

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Trusted by 847 donors (3 of whom are real)

Yankel G. donated $18.00 Shmulik R. donated $18.00 Anonymous donated $18.00 Sruly W. donated $18.00 Moishe F. donated $18.00 Another Anonymous donated $18.00 Berel K. donated $36.00 (big spender) Someone’s Mother-in-Law donated $18.00 Yankel G. donated $18.00 Shmulik R. donated $18.00 Anonymous donated $18.00 Sruly W. donated $18.00 Moishe F. donated $18.00 Another Anonymous donated $18.00 Berel K. donated $36.00 (big spender) Someone’s Mother-in-Law donated $18.00

✨ Features

Everything You Never Knew You Needed

Built with cutting-edge technology and a moderate lack of self-awareness.

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AI-Powered Guilt Engine™

Our proprietary algorithm cross-references your car model, zip code, shul seat location, and recent Amazon purchases to calculate exactly how much you should give. Resistance is futile.

// guilt_engine.js
const guilt = await calculateGuilt({
  car: "2024 Lexus",
  seat: "mizrach wall",
  lastDonation: "3 months ago"
});
// Returns: "You should be embarrassed"

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The Charity Card™

A physical titanium card you can tap at any kiddush to silently announce your generosity. Works everywhere Visa doesn’t. Comes in Matte Black and Shabbos White.

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Real-Time Dashboard

Watch your money leave your account in beautiful, interactive charts. Now with dark mode for when your bank balance inevitably gets dark.

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Instant Tax Receipts

Get your receipt before the money even clears. Our accountant says this is fine. He’s also our nephew and he’s 19.

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Anonymous Donor Leaderboard

Because nothing says “anonymous giving” like a public ranking system with full names, neighborhoods, and approximate net worth. Top donors get a reserved parking spot and a shoutout during Yizkor. Your move.

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Smart Reminders

Forgot to give? We’ll remind you. And your spouse. And your kids. And post it on the shul WhatsApp group. Opt-out not available.

🚀 How It Works

Three Steps to Spiritual ROI

It’s never been easier to feel good about yourself.

Sign Up & Link Everything

Connect your bank, credit cards, your kids’ piggy banks, and your emergency Costco fund. We promise we’re trustworthy — our SSL certificate cost $12 and our CTO is someone’s nephew.

Choose Your Causes

Pick from our curated list of organizations, each personally vetted by a guy who knows a guy. Options include shul renovations, mikvah upgrades, and “my cousin’s startup that’s definitely a charity.”

Give & Get the Credit You Deserve

Donate any amount (minimum $18, obviously). Receive instant social validation, a digital plaque for your LinkedIn profile, and the warm feeling in your chest that may also be the cholent.

💰 Plans

Choose Your Level of Generosity

All plans include existential fulfillment and mild financial anxiety.

Mentsch

$18

/ month — it’s always $18

1 charity at a time
Basic guilt notifications
Tax receipt (eventually)
Name in small print

Get Started

Baal HaBatish

$180

/ month — chai × 10, very meaningful

Unlimited charities
Advanced guilt + spouse alerts
Name on a plaque somewhere
Priority seating at dinners
“I Gave” badge for LinkedIn

What Our Donors Are Saying

Real quotes from definitely real people.

★★★★★

“Finally, a platform that lets me give tzedakah AND track my ROI. My accountant is confused but my Rabbi is thrilled. This is the future of guilt-driven generosity.”

Yankel Goldberg

Serial Donor • Flatbush

Verified Baal HaBatish

★★★★★

“I switched from writing checks like an animal. Now I can donate from my phone during the Rabbi’s speech. He hasn’t noticed yet. 10/10 would recommend.”

Shaindy Moskowitz

PTA Treasurer • Lakewood

Verified Mentsch

★★★★☆

“Four stars because they won’t let me donate less than $18. I tried $17.99 and the app played a sad violin solo and my wife got an email about it.”

Berish Klein

Cautious Giver • Boro Park

Verified Penny Pincher

❓ FAQ

Frequently Argued Questions

Answers to questions you were going to ask your brother-in-law anyway.

Is this a real charity platform?

Define “real.” We’re as real as the guy who told you Bitcoin was a sure thing. But with better intentions and considerably worse returns. Our incorporation papers are somewhere in a drawer.

Why is the minimum donation $18?

Because chai. Also because our payment processor charges $17.50 per transaction and we need to at least break even. Capitalism meets spirituality.

Can I get a tax deduction?

We’ll give you a beautiful PDF certificate suitable for framing. Whether the IRS accepts it is between you and Hashem. Our legal team (also our nephew) says it’s fine.

Is my data secure?

Your data is protected by military-grade encryption, a very strong password (Shabbos123!), and the general assumption that nobody would want to hack a tzedakah platform. That said, your mother-in-law somehow already knows your donation amount.

What makes you different from OJCF / Pledger / Matbia?

Our website loads 0.3 seconds faster, our logo has a gradient, and our “About Us” page has a drone shot of Jerusalem. We also have a mascot. It’s a pigeon. Basically, we’re disrupting the space.

Do you have a mobile app?

Coming Soon™. Currently in beta testing with three families in Teaneck. One of them loves it. The other two keep accidentally donating $18 during Candy Crush. We consider this a feature, not a bug.

Can I cancel my recurring donation?

Technically yes, but our system will send you a weekly email with the subject line “Just checking in...” accompanied by increasingly disappointed emoji. Most people find it easier to just keep giving.